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bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

(Source: mcaubergine, via delaney-is-smooth)

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

(via delaney-is-smooth)

white-wid0w:

i-am-dovahkiin:

deer are so fucking dumb i want 47 of them

I’m trying to suppress my laughter in a room full of people

(via delaney-is-smooth)

braingremlin:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE















BUT CAN YOU FUCK YOUR NEW HOT DEMON

iamrickyhoover:

mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

Amazing

(via devoidoforiginalideas)

gingerhaze:

TIME OF DEATH: 8:32 PM 4/26/12

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via itskylejones)

epic-vines:

Taking Souvenirs from France

Vine by: Zach King

(via neocnus)

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

da-munkk:

i-am-momo-senpai-and-i:

tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA

I like this kid

the truth in this is staggering 

(via eccentricphotographs)

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via neocnus)


Emma Roberts & Evan Peters at Day 3 of the 2014 Coachella Music Festival - 4/13/14
saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do